Buy an Alhambra bracelet as a skinny 6 foot 3 inch black man. Buy an AUDEMARS PIGUET PERPETUAL CALENDAR in ceramic because people who wear steel APs are destitute. The steel AP people look down on the Panda Daytona people look down on the DATEJUST people and I'm not sure which human centipede position is least embarrassing.
Watch succession. Watch industry. You love filmmaking. Watch white lotus. Kill yourself.
Apply to Y combinator. Don't apply to Y combinator because applying is played out. Raise money from your uncle. Ignore his allegations.
Go on a retreat. Go on a hike. Take a girl on a hike as a third Hinge date and realize you hate her. Rock climb.
Take up bouldering. Buy billboards. Start a Twitch stream. Have a meeting with Justin Kan. Write a journal entry in your notes next to your porn password.
Buy a call option. Bet on their Jerome Powell vernacular. Bet on progress. Bet against women. Bet your last four dollars. Ask a stranger for money. Blast "Rape Me" with a Temple Run overlay.
I'm a Roblox character. I'm on the apps. I met my partner on Hinge and we fuck once a week. We hate it.
Donald trump once said: I try and tell myself it doesn't matter. Nothing matters. If you tell yourself it doesn't matter—like you do shows, you do this, you do that, and then you have earthquakes in India where 400,000 people get killed. Honestly, it doesn't matter.